The Surprising Health Benefits of Sex

health benefits of sex

And Rock n’ Roll

Often times in life the things that are most thrilling are often the worst for you. For example, a
triple decker cheeseburger with bacon, fries, and a milkshake all sound pretty delicious.
Unfortunately, eating all of that is kind of like sticking a fork into an electrical outlet. It probably
won’t hurt you, unless you keep doing it. Thankfully, there is one thing that is both thrilling, and
good for you, sex!

You heard that right. According to several different medical studies, routine safe sex can be very beneficial to your health. Now of course all things in moderation, and the conditions around the
sex you are having has a lot to do with its impact on your health. Done safely and properly, sex
can substantially increase your overall health.

Here is a list of some of the surprising health benefits of sex:

Keeps Up Your Immune System – Believe it or not, regular sex can help prevent you from
getting sick. According to Yvonne Fulbright, a PhD sexual health expert, “sexually active people
take fewer sick days”. Those who have sex regularly also tended to have a higher antibody
count in their system, making them more resilient to illnesses. Long story short, some hanky
panky can help keep the sniffles away, as long as you are using protection that is.

Improve Your Libido – We have all heard the expression, use it or lose it. This applies to sex
too. Regular sexual practice not only makes you better at it, remarkably it gives you a better sex
drive as well. According to Lauren Streicher, an MD, women who have sex regularly have better
blood flow, more vaginal lubrication, and better elasticity. Regular sex can make you better at it,
and make you want to have it more frequently.

Lowers Blood Pressure – New studies have suggested a correlation between lower blood
pressure and an active sex live. Talk about letting off steam. It seems regular sex quite literally
relieves tension in the body. Healthy sexual practices are important, and it seems that more
people are engaging in better sex habits all the time. For example, it has been found that sex
and drug usage has lessened among teens. This is good in many ways, but if young adults practice
safe sex, it could improve their health as well. It is interesting to note in these studies it was
found that sexual intercourse itself and not masturbation caused lower blood pressure levels.

Lowers Risk of Heart Attacks – More good news. It turns out that a healthy sex life is great for
your heart. Sex helps to stimulate the heart, counting as a form of exercise. Sex also helps to
keep estrogen and testosterone levels balanced. If either of these hormones starts to get low,
problems like osteoporosis and heart disease. One study found that men who have sex at least
twice a week were half as likely to die from a form of heart disease.

Woman Sues Ex for Stretching Her Vagina with His Big Penis

In another news story that has me just shaking my head in bewilderment, a Zimbabwe woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for vaginal reconstruction surgery, claiming his abnormally large penis stretched her vagina.

Yeah… I can’t make this stuff up.

Silindile Mangena, 29, is suing her ex-boyfriend, Mugove Kurima, 37, after the end of their year and a half relationship. Mangena met Kurima in 2016. She states she fell in love with him, despite the fact that he was actually married at the time.

An illicit affair ensued, and now, after ending things in May, Mangena says her private parts just aren’t what they used to be, thanks to Kurima’s “abnormally long” dick. Mangena has not state how long “abnormally long” is, but says her vagina was “tight” before she met her ex, and now it’s so overstretched she needs vaginal reconstruction surgery.

Her lawsuit is to cover the cost of surgery — 150,000 South African Rand… which (at the time of this writing) is about $10,400.

Kurima has yet to respond to the suit.

Editorial Notes on the Magena – Kurima Vaginal Reconstruction Lawsuit

My editorial thoughts on this story are as follows:

This is the best Tinder-bait ever for Kurima!  🙂

vaginal reconstruction big penis tinder bait

Seriously though, I’m curious as to the fact that she’s claiming length stretched her out. She’s not complaining about his abnormal girth… which is what one would expect from a “stretched out” complaint.

Many women who undergo this type of “designer vagina” surgery are repairing looseness from normal aging, but most often childbirth. (You pass a 13-inch baby head through your body and it shouldn’t be surprising if things loosen up a smidge.)  But, length alone shouldn’t result in looseness.

 

I wonder if Mangena’s complaint is one or more of the following:

  • Normal aging – as women get older, their vaginas typically get a little less tight
  • Normal loosening due to sexual activity – if she wasn’t very sexually active before Kurima, this could especially be true
  • Her current partner is smaller and/or less-skilled than Kurima – which may be why she’s not enjoying the same level of sexual satisfaction she had with Kurima, even if her vagina was the exact same shape/size
  • It’s a “lover scorned” issue – not a vagina issue. Maybe Mangena is simply not happy things ended with Kurima and is looking for a way to get back at him.  The news doesn’t state whether or not Kurima is still married, but that would be a surefire way to ruin the guy’s life – by dragging him into a lawsuit like this.

What are your thoughts?
If a guy really does have an abnormally large penis,
should he be responsible for vaginal reconstruction of partners,
once he’s done with them?

From Unpublished Drafts Archive