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My latest research has led me to the story of the Native South Africans. These were tall lean people of a uniquely dark color. They spoke a very bizarre language consisting of series of clicks and clucks, incomprehensible to the Portuguese and Dutch explorers. And they had big penises. Unfortunately for the Native South Africans, disease from European first contact virtually exterminated them. Throughout South Africa, and really all of sub-Saharan Africa, the connection between the click-cluck language and the large penises was sought, with little success. The last man who practiced this form of PE would die from malaria in the 20th century. I hypothesize that there is a connection between your vocal/tounge/throat smooth muscle and your penile smooth muscle, using one can grow the other and vice versa. With the right series of clicks and clucks you can grow your penis, perhaps even more rapidly than manual work like edging.
The great wall of China was built to keep out the Huns. The Huns were savage horse people. They rode horses their whole lives and had horse dicks. They were taught in boyhood to practice the jelq. The point I want to bring up here (and could probably help a lot of people on this board) was that the entire practice revolved around the warm washcloth. From boiling the water in their field tent to having the women knit washcloths, the practice was nothing without the hot towel for warm up and warm down.
The great wall of China was built to keep out the Huns. The Huns were savage horse people. They rode horses their whole lives and had horse dicks. They were taught in boyhood to practice the jelq. The point I want to bring up here (and could probably help a lot of people on this board) was that the entire practice revolved around the warm washcloth. From boiling the water in their field tent to having the women knit washcloths, the practice was nothing without the hot towel for warm up and warm down.