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well im still looking. but the thing is, what made me start doing PE was this youngster magazine in denmark, who had one of their journalists to read up on PE. and how do you do that best? pretty simple the guy went in, found the homepage with least bullshit, bought 3 months supply of pills and started PE'ing. he kept a measure of all of it. the guy had 3.8 cm in lenght growth and also some in girth. basicly this article was the thing that made me decide to go for it. cause well, couldn't see why this guy should lie. so i started the very same thing. didn't put enough effort into it and only had slightly gains. but anyway the question is:
should i try to find this magazine and translate it into english and put it up on the forum?
he told exactly what homepage he used and what pills he bought, can i say that in this forum?

i know the oppiníon in this forum is that pills doesn't work, but he of course supplied it with a workout. which i would say was the kicker not the pills. so anyone interrested? should i try to find the old magazine or is this without interrest?
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Sounds like a lot of work on your part. We get pounded to death every day here, with this bullshit on the net. But, that was an interesting way you started on your PE journey. Glad you made it all the way to the PE Gym.
 

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well i found the magazine today, and well. im just going to translate it. well here it goes. i will keep the name of the homepage out since it isn't this one, and i think its more the journey rather than the seller which is interresting in the article i will also clarify that what ever said, and bad language used is not me, but directly translated from what the article says, and im sorry if i offend anybody, not what its supposed to. this was really what made me start Pe'ing, and i can only hope it can help some of the new comers who still has misbelieve to Penis enlargement. also i have tryed to fidn the article on the internet, but sice the magazine is from 2005 it has prob been outdated from their homepage. but here goes:

Sejr and the Penis pill

Chili magazines journalist Sejr has been taken penis pills, in the beginning he was skeptical, but then his penis started to grow, ALOT!

"Get the best love drugs now"
"increase your penis with 3 Centimeters"
"girls love big dicks".
for months my mail has exploded with american companies who sells penispills. they have been screaming in my face that its absolutely necessesary for me to be able to break an inch thick board just by dropping my penis down on it. therefor i thought fuck you. im going to do it. what can happen other than the fact that i might not be able to wear my pants.

after hours of googling reading and looking on other mens huge weiners on the net my choise ends on the american company: (censored) together with the pills i get a membership on the homepage: (another censorship) which shows some exercises that i can use so the pills effects will be increased. on the home page there is also an size calculater which shows how big my penis can become.

Nine centimeters of naked noodle!
before i start my male genitials measures 9.1 CM in lenght and 9.5 in girth.
erect its 13.4 and 11.1 girth. the size calculater tells me that i can get a bit more than 1 cm which isn't that much for the money it costs (censored again) + the posting over the atlantean ocean but yet its alot cheaper than getting a surgery done.
The pills are half red half white and looks like something mental patients gets in a hospital in american movies. it doesn't frighten me less to open one of the pills. its full with a brown powder which smells like dirty laundry+cinnamon. im starting to get second thoughts. it doesn't seem cool to take pills that hasn't been approved by the right authority. what if its a couple of hustlers who has filled the pills with cinnamon and is living FAT on it? what if there is side effects which will fuck up my body? a look on the ingredience calms me down, most of the things in the pills are some of these "abra kadabra horny" medical preparation. from third world countries.

constantly horny
first effect from the pills is an headache, not anything big, but a smaller thing that is just annoying you constantly. beside of the headache im constantly horny. as a guy im of course always horny. but this is on the edge to being rediciless. 30% of the day im running around with a big iron in my pants, which is pretty annoying in the long run. and then the exercises. one thing is to be eating pills 3 times a day. another thing which is alot more absurd is to be pulling in your penis in front of your computer, but well, it needs to be done. first thing i gotta do is to warm up my penis and testicles. so the blood runs through easier and i will get more from the exercises. im taking a little towel making it wet with hot water and packing in my best buddy so it looks like a sheik who crosses the desert. i need to do this for a couple minuts until im "warmed up"
the next exercise is called: "the long schlong" and is supposed to, as the name say, increase my penis lengh. im pulling back my foreskin so i wount injury it through the process and thereby i pull my buddy untill i can feel the stretch. i will hold the stretch for 10-12 seconds afterwards i pull it to the left and then to the right. with a slight soreness in my penis i continue to the next exercise which is supposed to help in girth. the idea about the exercise is to pressure as much blood out in the penis head as possible im sitting in front of my computer and reading how to do this exercise "stroke yourself to a light erection" it says in the top and without thinking about it i of course starts to masturbate, suddenly it occurs to me that im masturbating whileim looking at some other guys big penis after 45 minuts of continuesly vommiting feeling in my stomach and disgust to my self im getting the exercise done, without looking at the computer. the last exercise which has been recommended is to workout the PC.muscle which i have been doing since. more a habit now than a "have to"

First measurement: 2 weeks
after 11 days with penispulling, bouncing feeling in both my heads. its
time for the first measurement. i can't believe my own eyes. in eleven days my penis has grown 1.2 centimeters in length. its not overwhelming but thats the lenght i have been promised after 2 months. also in girth it has increased and i can diffently feel a difference in how it acts, i have never had issues with coming to early but for many guys, including me there is a difference between having a wood in the pants and then having a WOOD in your pants. now i am all exited everytime my penis recovers. i have tasted blood and i want more! im working out with more focus as the homepage recommends. my body has also gotten used to the pills so the headache+the 24/7 hard on is gone. but the positive effect the pills have on my penis continues. the size has meanwhile started to become a problem for my girlfriend, who is small build from nature. and didn't have a problem with the original size. unfortunately we have to give up sex every 3rd time because it basicly gives her more pain than enjoyment. im also
starting to see the difference both in erect and flaccid size and i almost can't wait untill next time i have to measure it. im startig to get bigger orgasms, it sounds absurd but when im coming im coming alot more violent and feels alot better too. as the company claimed: "our product will help you with the amount of cum you deliver. it will not run out of you and make you embarrased it will fload out all on you girlfriend. the power in your erection will be increased so you will shoot it out when you get an orgasm" i don't know if girls think thats a cool thing, but anyways it the situation now, both in amount and in power.

second measurement: 5 weeks
Holly sh*t its big!
the yelling comes from my girlfriend while we are fooling around. and i can only back up on that. It has to be time to measure it again. I do know it has grown since last time but my eyes are almost rolling out of my head: After 5 weeks i now measure 16.2 centimeters in lenght and 13.2 in girth when erect it seems completely unnatural with such a big difference in so little time. I have already bypassed what the size calculater sayd i would get with more than double as much. And only after 2 months since i started 5 weeks ago i have gained 2.8 centimeters in lenght and 2.2 in girth and what worse is: I still got 4 weeks on the pill. i think it is more than enough already.

last pill has been taken: the final measurement
now its finally over with the penis pills but the worst part of this experiment isn't over yet. my colleges has made an appointment with a doctor for me which name is: J.W. Langer. he has to control that i actually got the size that i claim to have archieved. the doctor is luckily nice and relaxed about what is about to happen and has some pitty for my situation. since he doesn't want to be in my shoes himself. its not like this is my hobby the doctor says with a laugh while he is measuring my penis. and he isn't that skeptical about it after i tell him what has happened in the last 2 months. specially when i tell him about the ingredience in the pills. he tells me that the drug called L-arginin is transformed into something in your body which has the same effect as viagra. which has an blood vessel increasing effect which gives more bloodflow so the penis is able to hold more blood. read: (censored) nevertheless the final measurement shows: 17.7 centimeter in lenght and 13.9 in girth and finally i can get my pants on again after a pretty non cool experience. from being pretty skeptical about penis enlargement im now 100% sure its possible. by taking a pill and pull a little in my penis in 2 months my penis has increased 4.3 centimeter in lenght and 2.8 in girth. try to take a ruler and look at it. 4 cm is pretty damn long. the big question is: what happens next? does it start to shrink? will it turn black and fall off? 2 weeks after last time i swallowed a pill i measured again and it has the same size. both flaccid and erect. the biggest difference between now and then is that the veins are really visible now. but since the one eyed squirrel isn't the most pretty animal on the planet anyway it could turn light green for all i care. luckily my girlfriend has gotten used to the size now, but since we have had sex meanwhile i enhanced my size, she can't tell if i have turned into a better lover. else there is nothing to do but sit back and enjoy that i have gone from just under average, to well hung. it has never been an issue for me, but still it rocks somehow.

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PS: you better read it took me forever to translate all of it!. oh and i hope that there isn't to many misspellings, long time ago i translated something.
 

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Well, thanks for all the effort. But the guy that wrote that, is still full of sh*t.
The endorsements that the pill pushers post, that are supposedly written by actuale people, are guys that work for the pill pushers. Don't beleive anything the pill pushers say. ALL they want is your money and they will use every ploy they can. The supplements I recommend in the 90 day routine will do more for your overall health and blood circulation, i.e. the L-Argnine than any so called penis pill. At a fraction of the price. But again, thanks for taking the time and it is good to practice your translation.
 

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well the penispills not working i agree with you, but when you think about it, he is using the basic PE exercises and the way i see it. he is just a hard gainer who doesn't know what he is doing, and of course he thinks its the pills that do the job for him. its a shame i don't have a scanner cause then i could scan in some pictures and so. he also make a statistic of his gains, where he does exercises without pills, and still have gains but not as much. ofc after you just grow more than an inch in 2 months no wonder you don't get that big gains. but he says its because he is off the pills. i can assure you he doesn't work for the company. perhaps they have payed him alot of money to lie but then again, its not a really big magazine in denmark its just something for highschool kids. and the guy has done like 200 other articles. having absolutely nothing to do with PE. i was on the same pills he took. had a 3 month supply and got less than an inch, and what i archived came long after the pills was gone.